OK yes dear readers its been awhile. but between recovering from vacation, dealing with a family crisis and yes, actually getting a job!! I didn't get a chance to sit and get to work on here. But tonight alas, I have something to blog about...men and how god damn annoying they can be!!
You know men always complain " I don't understand women, you never say what you mean, blah blah blah"...but you guys are worse!! You say you want to feel wanted and needed, good for the male ego and such. So how come when we say I want you, I need you, there are a bunch of reasons why you can't be there...then god forbid we say we don't need you at the moment...you run and pout like a little boy who was told he can't get the GI Joe with the kung fu grip!!
Then of course there's the complaint that women never say what they mean...here's why fellas...when we do spell it out for you, you still don't get it. Its kinda like being on the phone with customer service, getting a dude in India who barely speaks english and trying to get your issue resolved...it ain't happening and at some point you're going to throw your phone out the window in frustration. That gentlemen is how it feels when we try to explain our thoughts and feelings and you "don't get it". So of course to avoid getting downright annoyed, we don't say anything. You call it mysterious and confusing...we call it anger management.
Now I'm not gonna leave you guys hanging, I'm going to give you a few tips to avoid emotional meltdowns, pouting, and the word "fine" when talking with your honey. FIrst off if she says she needs you, even if you think its ridiculous, BE THERE!! phone calls and texts do not count for this...when we're feeling low, even irrationally so, we need hugs and kisses. Period, end of discussion. Then we may actually have some sympathy for you when you're pouting because your favorite team lost or something minor goes wrong with the car, the guy next door got better power tools then you...etc, etc...
Secondly, if you don't want to even remotely try to understand our feelings...DON'T ASK!! we would rather silence and a nice foot rub then going nutty because you just don't get it. yes, we are complex creatures, its cause of the damn hormones. If you have issues now what the hell are you gonna do when the one you love hits that lovely place in life call menopause??? cause let me tell ya fellas...it gets waaaaayyyyy worse!
So guys (especially a certain someone who knows who he is!) Just follow these simple steps. you'll be amazed at how easy life can be when you do
You know men always complain " I don't understand women, you never say what you mean, blah blah blah"...but you guys are worse!! You say you want to feel wanted and needed, good for the male ego and such. So how come when we say I want you, I need you, there are a bunch of reasons why you can't be there...then god forbid we say we don't need you at the moment...you run and pout like a little boy who was told he can't get the GI Joe with the kung fu grip!!
Then of course there's the complaint that women never say what they mean...here's why fellas...when we do spell it out for you, you still don't get it. Its kinda like being on the phone with customer service, getting a dude in India who barely speaks english and trying to get your issue resolved...it ain't happening and at some point you're going to throw your phone out the window in frustration. That gentlemen is how it feels when we try to explain our thoughts and feelings and you "don't get it". So of course to avoid getting downright annoyed, we don't say anything. You call it mysterious and confusing...we call it anger management.
Now I'm not gonna leave you guys hanging, I'm going to give you a few tips to avoid emotional meltdowns, pouting, and the word "fine" when talking with your honey. FIrst off if she says she needs you, even if you think its ridiculous, BE THERE!! phone calls and texts do not count for this...when we're feeling low, even irrationally so, we need hugs and kisses. Period, end of discussion. Then we may actually have some sympathy for you when you're pouting because your favorite team lost or something minor goes wrong with the car, the guy next door got better power tools then you...etc, etc...
Secondly, if you don't want to even remotely try to understand our feelings...DON'T ASK!! we would rather silence and a nice foot rub then going nutty because you just don't get it. yes, we are complex creatures, its cause of the damn hormones. If you have issues now what the hell are you gonna do when the one you love hits that lovely place in life call menopause??? cause let me tell ya fellas...it gets waaaaayyyyy worse!
So guys (especially a certain someone who knows who he is!) Just follow these simple steps. you'll be amazed at how easy life can be when you do
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